「文化差异的英语笑话」求一则关于中西文化差异的笑话(英文版)

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求一则关于中西文化差异的笑话(英文版)

(一时间没找到中西文化差异的笑话,就随 便弄了个带英文的中文笑话,希望你能一笑) 警察问我姐姐:你叫什么名字? 我姐:蒋英羽。 警察再问:你叫什么名字? 我姐:蒋英羽。 警察对我吼道:what is your name? 我:(沉默以对。) 警察再次对我吼道:what is your name? 我腼腆的回:蒋国羽

因中外文化差异闹出的笑话英语作文翻译

English translation of the translation activity is a conversion of Chinese culture,the dissemination process.However,in the West as a result of the existence of cultural differences,in the process of English translation will be wrong often translated phenomenon,created a lot of jokes.This not only affects the exchange between the two sides,but also the impact of Chinese culture in the spread of globalization.Therefore,understanding the English translation of the cultural differences that exist in the phenomenon of study in English translation in the field of how to solve the problem of cultural differences is necessary.

中英文化差异造成的笑话

一个肝病患者在病房偷偷喝酒,被漂亮的女护士发现了,女护士责备道:“小心肝!” 病人激动地回答:“小宝贝!” 你郁闷吗?如果你郁闷,请你拿一根绑着绳子的木棍,站在楼顶上用力挥棒。如果有人问你在干什么?你就说“没事,抽风呢!” 昨天一个人问我,问 南京市长 是不是叫江大桥,我说不是。 他说 那我坐火车在南京过江的时候 怎么看到一个广告牌上写著:南京市长江大桥欢迎您! 有一天,我对你说 你是猪,你说:我是猪才怪。于是我便开始叫你 猪才怪。终于有一天你忍不住在众人面前大声宣布:我不是猪才怪! 犯人被执行枪决,由于子弹质量不好,第一枪没响,接着又开了第二枪。。。第三枪。。。这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的大腿说:大哥你掐死我把!太他妈吓人了..... 一个战俘得了一种病,左手被截掉了。他请求敌人把他的左手送回他的祖国,对方很感动,就照做了。 不久,他的右手也被截掉了,他再次请求将右手送回祖国,获得批准。 再后来,他的左腿也被截掉了,当他要求把腿送回祖国时却遭到拒绝。 战俘问:“为什么前两次可以,这次不行?” 对方很郑重地说:“我们怀疑你是在分期分批地逃跑。”

谁可以提供几个笑话?(由于东西方文化差异带来的)

中外碰撞出的经典笑话 1.一天在超市里买东西,看见一个黑人,我就对旁边的朋友说:“看,老黑,真黑。”结果他看了看我说:“就你白!” 2.大学时,一次我们同学几个去上选修课,做好之后,前排来了一个非洲哥哥,剧黑。我一同学顺口而出:“真他妈黑”,不想老外回头就是一句:“真他妈黄!” 我们当场暴倒! 3.两个女人和一个外国男子一起坐电梯,一个女的见到那个老外的胸毛很长就对另外一个说,你看老外的胸毛好性感啊。谁知那老外突然回答说:谢谢! 4.偶和偶女朋友在旱冰场玩,女朋友屡屡摔倒,我就说:“猪啊,你看那边的外国美女,比你高多了,划得多好。”结果她划过来,“谢谢帅哥夸奖。”晕,我急忙用英语说了一句:“not at all.” 5.有次俺爹爬长城,走着走着看见一高大白人坐在台阶上。俺爹跟周围人说:“看那个老外没劲爬啦。” 那白人说:“我歇会不行么?” 6.有一次我在小区的露天摊子那吃砂锅,挥汗如雨,如痴如醉,旁边正好是南大的教工宿舍楼,结果一中国籍年轻女子拖着一小黑人,大约5岁从我身旁走过,一边走一边回头看我,口水滴滴的样子,最后突然用标准的南京话冒出来一句,“妈,我要吃沙锅!”我一口粉丝差点没喷出来. 7.曾经在广州地铁,看见一家外国人,妈妈带着个女儿,那小女孩长得好漂亮啊,跟个洋娃娃似的。然后旁边有个大叔用标准English问:where are you from? 小女孩很淡漠的、不耐烦的回了一句:美国。 8.一个周末去北京想拉上同学作伴,她犯懒不肯跟我去,只好一个人上路。在城铁上,旁边坐一颇有“姿色”外国GG,于是打同学电话气她说:“你就不跟我来吧,叫你抱憾终身!告诉你,坐我旁边的外国GG侧面酷似布拉德皮特,养眼啊~~~” 电话放下发现那GG冲我乐,心里咯噔一下,脸上发烧。外国GG还就真的冲我来了一句:小姐,你的侧面也很漂亮!…… 对面坐着的一对情侣当场笑倒,我恨不得跳车! 9.我是济南的,一次我爸爸的同事几个去美国出差,到超市买东西,用济南话讨论,这是旁边有个美国人过来用标准的济南话说:“你们是济南的?!”同事们暴汗,聊了会,原来这老外是以前战争时期留在中国的美国人后代,同事问他:“那你英文怎么样啊?” 老外一拍大腿道:“英语太他妈难学了!!” 10. 有两个外国人到家乐福去购物,结帐时,店员问:「Can you speak chinese?」 两个外国人用国语回答:「如果你讲慢一点的话,我们可以听的懂!」 店员说:「Can...you...speak...chinese?」 11.一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中。走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:”我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!” 美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱。” 神仙说:“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧。” 美国人说:我还要很多的钱!” 神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:”把我弄回家。” 神仙说: “没问题。” 于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国。 神仙又问法国人。 法国人说: “我要美女!” 神仙给了他美女。 法国人又说: “我还要美女!” 神仙也满足了他,给了他美女。 法国人最后说到: “把我送回法国。” 神仙把法国人送回国后问中国人要什么。 中国人说: “先来瓶二锅头吧。” 神仙给了他。问他第二个愿望是什么。 中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!” 神仙问他第三个愿望是什么。 中国人说: “我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧。” 法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走。走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,那个人说: “我是刚才那个神仙的弟弟,法力没他高强,所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望。” 法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,免得一会又被他弄回来。 于是中国人说: “那就先来瓶二锅头吧。” 神仙满足了他的愿望。 法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来。 中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说: “行了,没事了,你走吧. 神仙消失了。美国人和日本人互相看着,无语。 三个人继续向前走,这时又发现一个瓶子,打开来又出现一个神仙。神仙说:“我是你们前面碰到的两个神仙的弟弟,我的法力没有他们高,我只能满足你们每人一个愿望,你们谁先说呢?”话音刚落,美国人和日本人同时喊到:“叫中国人回去!!”中国人回家了,只有美国人和日本人抱在一起大哭起来。 12.一参加中国婚礼的外国人夸新娘漂亮,新娘谦虚说“哪里”,外国人愣住了,说“眉毛,鼻子,嘴。。。哪里都漂亮!” 13.在法兰克福的地铁上,对面坐了个高个儿,俺跟同伴随口说了一句,“那家伙腿可 真长啊……”没想到那老外居然问俺:“你有多高?”吓了俺一跳,后来俺们还用中文聊 了会天。他说,“你们中国人天不怕,天不怕,就怕洋鬼子开口说中国话,哈哈哈……” 最后道别时,那个家伙居然还是用上海话说了一句“再会”,俺当时差点晕倒在地…… 14.更强的是我一个印度同学,一次有人问他,“听说你会说中国话,是幺?”那印度人 立刻用中国话说:“你有毛病幺?你看不出我是印度人幺?我不会讲中国话。”立马抽 丫的!

求一点关于文化差异的英语段子.

Comparing Life in China, My Thoughts I was recently asked by a friend in China to write in my blog with my view on the comparison of China to the USA. How is life different, how is it the same? What about culture? Oh, there are many things I thing a person could write about these subjects, given more time and space. As you might guess, I can only write about the things I saw, and I only see so little of the true culture here and there. I have friends in China, both native born and those just recently working there, but they are of Chinese heritage, only their upbringing is really in Hong Kong, Malaysia, etc. First, transportation is different. The USA, outside of a few very large cities, is primarily a car culture. Everything revolves around owning an automobile in the USA. We spend a considerable amount of time each day driving, for me personally that time averages about 50 minutes to 1 hour in my car. And, almost every adult owns a car, so most families with at least 2 adults have 2 cars. Some have more than 1 car for each adult. In southern China, some people certainly own cars, but many more ride mopeds, motorbikes, and bicycles. Many ride public buses. So how does that make life different here? Americans are much less patient than many other peoples of the world. To maximize time, we often combine 1 or 2 things together to save time during the day. A good example is eating. We've got all that time in the car, mostly with 1 hand free, hey, we can eat while we drive! Hence the popularity of the "drive-thru" here, a concept that seems to me is just now starting to catch on in some places in China. And food shopping. If I'm in a car, I should just go ahead and fill that cart up at the market, I can haul it home without any problem. But if I'm on a motorcycle or the bus, I probably just buy what I can carry, and go to the market more often. The Chinese way is much healthier, as exhibited by the growing waistlines of most Americans these days. OK, what about work? It seems that labor intensive manufacturing work has been shifting from the expenisve USA, European, and Japanese labor markets to markets in Central America and Asia for many years now. As China has opened up more to the West since the 1970's, a boom in industrial jobs in China has driven a part of the population to move from the smaller towns and villages inland to the more properous industrial areas to find work. So I have met many people who come from places like Guangxi, Hunan, Sichaun, or any number of other places to work in Guangdong province. I assume this same thing is happening in many other places too. This same thing happened in the USA, during primarily the 1940's and 1950's, as many people moved off the farms after World War II to find factory work in places like Detroit, Chicago, Pittsburgh, etc. In both cases, wages are/were generally low, but they were better than the alternative at home. So it seems that there is an industrial migration underway in China reminisant of 50 years ago here. This abundance of Chinese labor changes creates a difference in China and USA culture. In a Chinese restaurant, for instance, it does not seem unusual to have 1 waiter/waitress for each party that comes in for a meal. This would be impossible in the USA, where you must sometimes go find that person because they may have 10 or 12 tables to care for at the same time. Same thing when you go into a retail store, for instance a shoe store in Shunde might have 7 clerks for every 1 clerk in the same size store here. Society in general seems to run at a little more slow and relaxed pace there in China. Dinner can easily take 2 hours in a restaruant, and relaxing in a tea shop to chat with friends is a common site. Yet if you look at traffic on the street on any given day, you would assume the place is in a complete chaotic panic! No sense of order can be made of Chinese traffic, drivers, or pedestrians! The first rush hour taxi ride in China for anyone not from Boston (haha) will rank right up there with Space Mountain for thrill ride terror! Oh, that's enough for now. I'd be interested in hearing other views about these things?

求一则关于因为国家之间文化差异的英语笑话。要在课堂上用的。谢谢。

中国人见面打照顾总爱问:“吃了没?”有的人不分场合,人家刚从厕所里出来,他问人家“吃了没?”弄得人不知道该怎么回答了

求老外来到中国后因中外文化差异不同而闹出的笑话,最好给我英文版对话。谢谢

Wang Lin is a new teacher in a middle school. One day, Li Qing, herChinesecolleague, introduces her to a middle-aged teacher from America. Helen is teaching English in this school. ■Liu:Wang Lin, this is Helen, our English teacher from America. And Helen, this is Wang Lin, a new mathematics teacher. ■Wang:How do you do? ■Helen:Hi. Your skirt is beautiful. ■Wang:No, it is old.I bought it two years ago. ■Helen:You look pretty and smart. I am sure you are a good teacher. ■Wang:No, no. I'm just a new teacher. I should learnfrom you old teacher. ■Helen:Doyou think I'm old? (With a surprised look)

推荐一些与中西文化差异有关的幽默英语小短文

A New Drug 一种新药 Jack:I have invented a new drug which could kill lice effectively. Tom:That's wonderful. How is it used? Jack:When you catch a louse, just put a little of that drug on its mouth and it will die immediately. 一种新药 杰克:我发明了一种新药能有效地杀死虱子。 汤姆:太棒了。怎么用呢? 杰克:你捉到一只虱子,只要在它嘴上抹一点这种药,虱子就会死去。

求一则关于中英或中美文化差异的英语笑话,有急用!谢谢

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求一个中韩文化差异的英语笑话

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